‘Duck Dynasty’ Patriarch Phil Robertson Told Fox News’ Sean Hannity How Obama Should Deal With ISIS
“Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there,” he explained, “bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men.”
“It seems like, to me, a vagina — as a man — would be more desirable than a man’s anus, that’s just me. I’m just thinking: There’s more there! She’s got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I’m saying? But hey, sin: It’s not logical, my man. It’s just not logical.”
That take is hotter than the earth’s core. Get too close to a take like that and you’ll lose your fucking eyebrows for the foreseeable future.
Now that you’ve been reacquainted…Robertson was on Fox News’ Hannity yesterday having a chit-chat about his new book “UnPHILtered” — HILARIOUS PLAY ON WORDS! — with Sean Hannity. Obviously, Hannity HAD to ask him about the ISIS situation. Knew he couldn’t hold that piece of viral fruit and NOT dangle it in Robertson’s face.
Here’s how that went.