Here’s Everything Wrong With ‘Lucy’ In 15 Minutes Aside From Scarlett Johansson Being Hot

Did you see Lucy? Me neither, and I don’t think anyone else on this did aside from maybe ~5 drunk kids who accidentally wandered into the wrong theater and were too blasted to give a shit about what they were watching. As far as I could tell everyone agreed that Lucy is a terrible pit of shit that serves solely as an excuse to watch Scarlett Johansson for 90+ minutes, in which case eh, it could’ve been worse. If they’d cast someone like Rosie O’Donnell the movie would’ve just been a pure pit of shit, so I guess we all owe the casting director a solid on that one.