The F*** Bros Workout DVD Featuring Carlos Cocksmash Will Rock Your Jock To Its Core

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Ya gotta get your fitness in if you wanna get it in. Well, yeah, you could be rich and/or famous, but sans cash and flash, your flex appeal is your sex appeal. Fortunately, for you fools, the f*ck bros are here to help you fornicate like porn star Carlos Cocksmash so you can keep that unicorn coming back for more horn.

Danny F*ck kinda looks like Jeremy Shockey and we all know how much muff J-Shock locked down while with with the Hurricanes at The U, with the Giants in Hoboken — the town with the most singles per capita in the nation, and with the Saints in The Big Easy.

Steve F*ck is like a cross between Kip from Napoleon Dynamite and Tobias Funke from Arrested Development with a skosh of Chicago for comedic seasoning.

Who knows, maybe you’ll find a #fitgirl like this or a crossfit bitch who likes to work out with you, so you can be as nauseating as this couple at the gym or this couple or you can use her as a climbing wall.

The F*ck Bros is a brain-baby of Bad Weather Films, the same guys who gave us these classics:

“Bro Pro”

“Sex Addicts Anonymous”

“Game of Thrones Porno”

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