The F*** Bros Workout DVD Featuring Carlos Cocksmash Will Rock Your Jock To Its Core
Ya gotta get your fitness in if you wanna get it in. Well, yeah, you could be rich and/or famous, but sans cash and flash, your flex appeal is your sex appeal. Fortunately, for you fools, the f*ck bros are here to help you fornicate like porn star Carlos Cocksmash so you can keep that unicorn coming back for more horn.
Danny F*ck kinda looks like Jeremy Shockey and we all know how much muff J-Shock locked down while with with the Hurricanes at The U, with the Giants in Hoboken — the town with the most singles per capita in the nation, and with the Saints in The Big Easy.
Steve F*ck is like a cross between Kip from Napoleon Dynamite and Tobias Funke from Arrested Development with a skosh of Chicago for comedic seasoning.
Who knows, maybe you’ll find a #fitgirl like this or a crossfit bitch who likes to work out with you, so you can be as nauseating as this couple at the gym or this couple or you can use her as a climbing wall.
The F*ck Bros is a brain-baby of Bad Weather Films, the same guys who gave us these classics:
“Sex Addicts Anonymous”
“Game of Thrones Porno”