This Is What A Casting Call For A Penis Flasher On ‘Game Of Thrones’ Looks Like

I don’t understand. Why would you need to send out a casting call for a penis flasher to the (presumably) thousands of people included on this listserve? Couldn’t you just go find some dude who’s willing and nearby to where they’re filming and throw him a couple thousand? Fuck flying people in just for 5 seconds of screentime; go find the local town nutcase and he’ll probably do it for free with more enthusiasm.

Then again, maybe they wanted a legitimate “actor” to pop his nuts out on screen. I don’t know. I’m not in charge. All I know is that it probably would’ve been easier and cheaper to ask literally anyone within a 2 mile radius and throw a grand at’em. But what do I know? I’m not a male, 25-50 years old with a jungle of pubes exploding out of my crotch.

[H/T Reddit]