‘Game Of Thrones’/Taylor Swift Mashup Lists All The Ways George RR Martin Can Kill Daenerys Targaryen

This is just one of those things that is simultaneously the best and the worst. This ‘Blank Space’ parody by Nerdist, where Taylor Swift meets Daenerys Targaryen, is so bad.

But the conceit is great! And the lyrics are hilarious. ‘Blank Space’ is all about the ways Taylor Swift can destroy a man’s life, so ‘Blank Page’ is a great idea for all the ways in print George RR Martin could kill Khaleesi.

I don’t think he will, because I assume the series ends with her marrying Jon Snow, but that’s just my guess.

Anyway, enjoy these terrible, terrible puns. It’s cheesy as all hell. But it is funny. But it’s so bad. I’m torn.