Gwyneth Paltrow Is Totally Down With Using A $15,000 Gold Sex Toy To Achieve Maximum Pleasure

As many of you know, Gwyneth Paltrow has this Web site called Goop on which she shares her lifestyle thoughts as well a wide assortment of gift ideas for the rich.

This week she and her site tackled the sex toy market with a post called, “Not-So-Basic Sex Toys.”

A quick look at some of the items she has listed and calling them “not-so-basic” is a bit of an understatement.

Among the pleasure providers on her list is a 24-karat, $15,000 Lelo Inez dildo.

I guess you CAN put a price on sexual pleasure and apparently in Gwyneth’s world it’s $15K. Anyone else think that she might be a little high-maintenance? Just a hunch on my part. Moving on…

According to the product’s web site, the Lelo Inez dildo is “for women who demand the ultimate in luxurious indulgence.”

Ultimate indeed.

Well, Goop did warn us their list would be different right at the beginning, “Sex toys have long since graduated from the floppy rubber things you hide in your bedside table to beautiful works of interactive art.”

I would hope for $15,000 it wouldn’t be something you’d have to hide in a drawer. That thing needs be out on display loud and proud.

So if you’re into that or perhaps a $535 cat whip or a $395 vibrating nipple clamp necklace that are also listed among the many lovely sexual pleasure items, then be sure to also check out what Gwyneth had to say on her site about a 100% organic lube that “will turn the driest of deserts into your own personal slip ‘n slide.”

She really is doing the Lord’s work, this woman.

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Before settling down at BroBible, Douglas Charles, a graduate of the University of Iowa (Go Hawks), owned and operated a wide assortment of websites. He is also one of the few White Sox fans out there and thinks Michael Jordan is, hands down, the GOAT.