Dude Gets Flattened Like A Pancake Trying To Tackle Holley Mangold

by 3 years ago

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There’s no real context here on why this blogger was at a wedding with Holley Mangold, or why they were playing drunk football at that wedding, but who needs context with a clip like that? I could watch Nick Mangold’s badass sister flatten this dude like a pancake all day long. Just a feed of Holley Mangold trucking ‘Smitty’ set on repeat and thrown up on the jumbotron, and I’d buy a ticket to watch that.

Here it is on Instagram:

The man getting absolutely demolished by olympic weightlifter Holley Mangold is ‘Smitty Barstool‘, a blogger over at Barstool Sports. I missed this clip when he put it up a few days ago, because contrary to what stoolies want to believe, I don’t actually read Barstool. I follow a few of them on Twitter as they’re pretty damn entertaining there, and I’ll be the first to admit that their publicity stunt of getting arrested at the NFL headquarters was legendary. But this video actually came in via our tip line, so thank you ‘David’ for passing along the above Instagram link to ‘Holly Mangold DESTROYS people in full wedding gear’. As for whether ‘Smitty’ was actually at that wedding or it was the ‘h/t Sudsy’ who sent him the video clips, I have no idea.

Why am I rambling on about this? BECAUSE GODDAMIT I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THIS BLOGGER WAS DOING AT A WEDDING GETTING TACKLED BY HOLLEY MANGOLD.

Even though that looked painful as hell, I’d still get hit by Holley Mangold just to ‘do it for the Vine’. Wouldn’t you? That’d make for some great content, and it did, as you can see above. Maybe I should’ve invited Holley to my own wedding back in January and requested that she tackle the entire wedding party. Instead we got hammered and gave one of the girls in attendance who used to be a Canadian National Team softball pitcher a bunch or oranges and watched her pitch them at the white walls outside of the Ritz-Carlton, because we were drunk and it was entertaining. Sadly I don’t think anyone filmed it, but if they did I’ll get that clip and share it with you in the future….


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