Bradley Cooper Must Have Said Something Pretty Bad To Make Irina Shayk This Mad At Him

I’ve always been pretty curious how fights between celebrity couples really goes. Like, for us real people, when you get in a fight with your significant other, you have to accept that you will not be getting laid for the foreseeable future and also that all of her friends are about to hear about how small your dick is and get a list of everything wrong you’ve ever done. But really, the focus is on the no sex. But famous people don’t have that problem. If Clooney got yelled at by his wife for not leaving the seat down after he takes a piss, the guy could be ankle deep in extramarital box in like 9 minutes flat. And that’s if his car wasn’t already running. Which is why I’m so surprised that people are concerned for Bradley Cooper after he clearly was getting the cold shoulder from girlfriend Irina Shayk at Wimbledon.

Damn, that’s a cold shoulder. You know who has very warm shoulders? Groupies with daddy issues. Those chicks are white hot. Look, I hope that Bradley and Irina mend whatever bridge the burned soon, but I don’t think we need to be losing sleep over this one for either of them. Oh, you had your heartbroken? I’m sure you’ll be able to figure something out in one of your penthouse apartments in multiple countries. And plus, you didn’t have your heartbroken. You had an argument while sitting at Wimbledon. So hard. I bet you guys all kinds of important things to worry about.