Watch A White Girl Wasted Jessica Simpson Try Her Best To Give A Coherent Interview

Jessica Simpson is the best.

We love Jessica Simpson. From her days as a teeny-bopping singer to her Daisy Dukes in the movies to her sexy Instagram pics she’s awesome. So it’s with all seriousness when I ask, “What the hell is going on here in this interview she did for Extra?”

Simpson was caught on the red carpet of something called the Teen Vogue 10th Annual Fashion University by Alan Cumming and wobbled like a newborn calf through a barely coherent interview in which she spouted all sort of gibberish about her kids, her husband and her career.

It’s quite an amazing performance. Watch…