Look, I haven’t seen or read 50 Shades of Grey, so I have no idea if Jessica Simpson and her husband were being true to the characters and plot and shit here.
All I’m saying is they had to have fucked after this, no? You don’t get all dressed up and have a sultry photoshoot then not fuck, right?
I bet they fucked good. Kinky fucked.
They tagged all the photos #50SHADESOFJOHNSON, her husband being Eric Johnson. Also meaning, they fucked. Like the lady fucked Christian Grey.
Like look, they had to have fucked after this.
They totally fucked.
[H/T Jorge tha man]