This is a C-String:
No, it’s not meant as underwear, it’s meant as a bathing suit. Would you wear that at the beach? In public? If your answer is “yes,” then stop lying. No one likes a liar you dickbag. The only person in the world who’d wear this is the ONE GUY that Kimmel finds on the street, and considering that there’s a billion to one chance you’re that guy, you should probably just stop pretending.
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