Okay so TECHNICALLY he’s right, fireworks are the same shit every year. There’s a blue one, a red one, a white one, and then they all explode and everyone watching creams their pants while watching the same thing blow up over and over. Hell, 5 minutes into the fireworks I watched this past weekend I was like “Are these done yet? Because I have leftover cheese fries from lunch that I really want…” To be fair to Oliver, he’s from England. Anytime something fun happens across the pond the sun immediately goes behind some clouds and the weather drops down to 50 degrees, so maybe he’s not used to recognizing fun stuff when it happens…or he’s just not brainwashed with blind patriotism like the rest of us.
