Watch John Oliver Show How Close America Is To Blowing Itself Up With Nuclear Weapons

Are you looking for a way to fill your Monday with fear and pants-pooping instead of boredom? Well look no further than this clip from Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, who shows us how the United States not only has over 4,000 warheads, but that the equipment sheltering these weapons is so dated that there’s probably a hamster running on a wheel somewhere that powers the security system. Pants = shat.