This week Scotland is having a vote on whether or not they want to stay as part of the United Kingdom. Not gonna lie, I thought Scotland was its own country in the first place so this came as news to me (I may or may not have failed Geography several times in middle school…). What’s that you say, it’s news to you too? Don’t worry, there’s no need to be embarrassed. Just let John Oliver explain the details so you don’t sound like an uneducated dung beetle if it gets brought up for some reason. Or, if you know any Scottish chicks, just use it as a conversation starter so you sound like you actually know what you’re talking about. Wins all around!