John Wick was one of the best movies I’ve seen in quite some time. Yea, it was a little absurd, like the climactic, video game boss-style fight at the end. But whatever. It was awesome, just two hours of Keanu Reeves straight mercking mother fuckers.
Oh, how I loved to watch him merck. My favorite was how into the head shot he was. Didn’t matter if he’d snapped your neck or stabbed you in the heart. John Wick was putting a bullet in your head no matter what, just to make sure.
How many lives did he end? Thankfully someone counted up all the carnage for us. The John Wick Kill Counter reveals all.
[H/T UPROXX]