Top 2 worst people in the United States to be this week:
1. Ray Rice
2. Roger Goodell
And that’s not an exaggeration. The media and the public are all screaming for Goodell’s resignation while he sits there and lies out his ass about not receiving the elevator tape, and Ray Rice is getting a thorough enema when it comes to endorsements and merchandise. Not only that, but…actually, I’ll let Jon Stewart take it from here.