This Photo Proves CNN Thinks All Fat Celebrities Look The Same

Kirstie Alley has struggled with her weight for years. She’s actually made bank off of her up and down battle with the bulge. She had a show called Fat Actress, so that should explain the level of size we’re discussing here, but Kirstie was never obese. She was just bigger than the typical Hollywood star.

Kirstie is once again on the side of thin, and promoting her weight loss by saying “this time is different” than the last few major weight losses. She’s finally learned the secret to keeping the weight off.

CNN has figured out her secret. It’s a nice, trimmed beard.

I’m not sure if I feel worse for Kirstie or Zach.

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