‘Krampus’ Will Finally Give The World The Gift Of A Scary As Shit Xmas Flick

Tis the season to shit your pants, FALALALALALALAAAAAAAAA

Krampus is the devil santa and this new movie with Adam Scott and that woman your girl likes from a bunch of movies your girl watches star in the first true scary holiday film.

IMDB explains:

When his dysfunctional family clashes over the holidays, young Max (Emjay Anthony) is disillusioned and turns his back on Christmas. Little does he know, this lack of festive spirit has unleashed the wrath of Krampus: a demonic force of ancient evil intent on punishing non-believers. All hell breaks loose as beloved holiday icons take on a monstrous life of their own, laying siege to the fractured family’s home and forcing them to fight for each other if they hope to survive.

Get ready to shit a fruitcake brick.

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