It’s been two years since Twilight power couple Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson broke up, and according to Jules Stewart, Kristen Stewart’s Mom, Kristen is now dating her personal assistant Alicia Cargile.
Jules, 55, told the Sunday Mirror she has met Alicia and that the couple are very happy together.
She added: “What’s not to be accepting about her now having a girlfriend? She’s happy.
“She’s my daughter, I’m just her mom so she knows I would accept her choices.
“I’ve met Kristen’s new girlfriend, I like her. What’s not to accept? She’s a lovely girl.”(via)
To the ~10 or so people who follow Kristen Stewart in 2015, this information should come as no surprise. Kristen has talked about her relationship with Alicia in the past, although she’s never gone as far to admit that the two of them were officially dating — only stating that the two were closer than one would expect someone and his/her personal assistant to be:
Asked about it by US chat show host Conan O’Brien in April, she said: “There’s so much isolation and protection that has to happen. So then you end up, kind of like, hiring a buddy, a confidante, like, somebody to organise your schedule, but in addition to that, like kind of like, live with you essentially.
“So yeah, it’s definitely more complicated than, ‘Go buy me tampons because I’m embarrassed to do it myself’.”
So there you have it: one of the world’s great mysteries has finally be solved. Now all we’ve got left on our list is where Jimmy Hoffa is buried and finding out where that fucking Malaysian plane disappeared off to.