Leonardo DiCaprio has pretty much dated every dime on earth. Alright, not every dime, but only because there’s only so much time in a day. There’s speculation that Leo is leaving the “Pussy Posse” behind for good (or at least for a while) and settling down with 25-year-old model Kelly Rohrbach.
Leo would not only be leaving behind a slew of hot exes (and lord knows how many side pieces) but a life of accumulating said hot exes and side pieces. GQ put together all of Leo’s former conquests and not just in list form — I mean they combined them all into one woman.
For no reason other than our own immature curiosity/obsession with everything Leonardo DiCaprio does, we decided to see what it would look like if you took all the former Ms. Leonardo DiCaprios—all 57 of them—and blended their faces together. Would the result be the ultimate Leo girlfriend? Some other type of blonde goddess?
Here’s what GQ came up with…
Alright, “perfect” might be a stretch since we can only see her from the neck up and we know nothing about her personality. She also looks like a premonition, like the ghost of girlfriends past coming to warn Leo. “Donnnnnn’t geeeeeeet marriedddddddd!”
That was me talking, not the ghost.