Share This COMPLETELY Scorched Earth Review Of ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ With Your Girlfriend Before It’s Too Late

This might be your last chance to get out of having to see Fifty Shades of Grey this weekend, bros. It’s time for desperate measures. Which is why I am sharing this review of the film done by Australian Today Show host Lisa Wilkinson.

Wilkinson, who is a female which definitely helps your cause, absolutely lays waste to the film adaptation of every housewife’s favorite erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey like you won’t believe. (Or maybe you will. What do I know?)

“It’s domestic violence dressed up as erotica, and if there’s one thing this movie is not, it’s erotic.” ~ Lisa Wilkinson, Hero

If your girlfriend watches this and still wants to make you see the movie then I’m sorry, but you simply have to break up with her.