Every Person Luke Skywalker Murdered In The ‘Star Wars’ Trilogy Is A Galactic, Kill-tastic Supercut Of Death

by 3 years ago

Luke Skywalker is genuinely thought of as a good guy. But the farm boy narrative is so frequently cited it’s almost as unbelievable as those homely origin stories of politicians. What’s Skywalker really hiding?

Idk, his penchant for DEATH maybe?

Because, even if you exclude the Death Star bombing, which killed hundreds of thousands (a terror attack ten times worse than 9/11), Luke still slaughtered tens of thousands more.

How many precisely? That’s what the play button is for, son.

[H/T UPROXX]


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