Rolling Stone did a writeup on Macklemore where one of the topics discussed was the decor of the Macklemore headquarters, which apparently has a nude painting of Justin Bieber with a pancake on his dick.
Ryan Lewis had this to say:
On the ground floor is a recording room with a ton of audio gear, a wall of guitars and racks of outlandish garments spouting sequins, fringe and feathers. “Those are Ben’s,” Lewis notes. There is a kitschy velvet painting of a bald eagle, an oil painting of Drake dancing and a transfixing rendition of a naked Justin Bieber with maple syrup pouring down his chest onto a pancake balanced on his boner. “Ben spent a lot of time buying weird stuff on Etsy,” Lewis says.
But don’t get too worried, it’s a tasteful nude. The painting shows a naked Justin Bieber with syrup dripping down his pecks, past his stomach, and onto a pancake that is balancing on Bieber’s dick.
You can see the naked photo here.
What? No breakfast sausage? Pretty sure that’s a health code violation, to have food brushing against a tuft of pubic hair and resting on genitalia.
Why someone would sully glorious, syrupy, buttery pancakes is beyond me.
You too can own this work of art for the low, low price of only $10! Artist and pancake lover Dan Lacey offers his buttery objet d’art on Etsy.
The Biebs even admits that he covets pancakes as every sane person should.
But if flapjacks served on the cock of Justin Bieber isn’t your cup of tea, Lacey also offers these pancake-centric pieces of art featuring everyone from Bernie Sanders to Mulder to Iggy Izalea to Drew Brees.
Well, if anyone is looking for an early birthday gift for me, this Kanye pancakes artwork is delightful.