Madonna opened up for Amy Schumer at Madison Square Garden on Tuesday night (because she is a comedian too, you know – a very bad one).
As she was about to introduce Schumer, Madonna decided to make an offer that undecided voters out there can surely not refuse (well, maybe they can)…
One more thing before I introduce this genius of comedy: If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowjob, okay? Swear to god. And I am good. I’m good. I’m not a douche and I’m not a tool. I take my time, I, uh, have a lot of eye contact. Yeah? And I do swallow.
Madonna opened for Amy. Msg @Madonna pic.twitter.com/qcfNAH4TOm
— Joe (@jgra555) October 19, 2016
Alrighty then. Thanks?
No word on whether Madge would do it in the fashion shared by this girl’s grandma, but if the New York Times is right, she’s going to be a very busy woman come November.
H/T Death and Taxes