We are only three sleeps away from the Game of Thrones Season 6 premiere. By my guess we’re about 36 hours away from seeing the first major spoiler somehow leak onto the Internet, though this year might be different because HBO didn’t send anyone but Barry Obama Season 6 screeners.
Barack Hussein Obama being the only person to secure screeners actually pissed me off quite a bit, because the only reason I used to write the world’s longest Game of Thrones recaps for you bros is because HBO would send me screeners and I’d get to bang those recaps out weeks ahead of time. Now that I’m forced to watch the Season 6 premiere at the same time as you bros I feel like some sort of plebeian, when we all know I should be perched up on the throne of Casterly Rock.
Anyways, I suppose you bros came here to see the Maisie Williams prank and don’t give a single flying shit about whether or not I received Game of Thrones screeners this years, which I’m totally cool with because as I’ve mentioned time and again Arya Stark is HANDS DOWN the best (and my favorite) character on GoT. I just love that whenever we see news from Maisie Williams it’s because of videos like this, and not because she’s in some club getting fucked up like other Hollywood stars her age. It’s nice to know that she’s quasi normal.