This Is EXACTLY What It’s Like When Your Married Bro Talks About Having Sex With His Wife

Once you’re married, all sex stories about your wife are off limits when talking with your single Bros about their sexcapades. No one wants you hear about how you want to bang in a pre-owned Subaru after coming out of H&R Block or are “rock hard like a hammer and like… ‘I WANNA MARRY THIS WOMAN.'”

Dude… Shut up. No one wants to hear about your plowing your wife, you sleazeball. Your bedroom conquests are not the same as when you’re single. Your wife’s a sweetheart and makes me cookies.

Inside Amy Schumer totally nailed it…

What up, Zach Braff.