By now I’m sure you’ve seen Taylor Swift’s music video for her track “Bad Blood.” I, on the other hand, have not because I honestly hate that song and find it contrite and repetitive. From what I’ve heard though, it’s basically Swizzster blowing things up with her band of hot friends while Selena Gomez (a Katy Perry surrogate) poops her pants in the corner. Gee whiz Taylor your thinly-veiled music video diss sooOoOOoo edgy, please tell me more about how your personal life is mostly a big failure aside from the constant ass kissing you do to your fans. Ugh.
Although Miley Cyrus didn’t say that “Bad Blood” sucks or that she hates Swiffer, in an interview with Marie Claire she did say that she found it odd how she’s seen as a “bad role model” and not Swizzle. Swifty’s music video has guns and an all-out war; Miley Cyrus has tits and glitter. One is an experiment in how frequently Michael’s restocks their glitter aisle, whereas the other is a salty lady who gets off on shitting on anyone and everyone who “crosses” her.
‘I don’t get the violence revenge thing,’ Miley told Marie Claire magazine in a new in-depth interview.
‘That’s supposed to be a good example? And I’m a bad role model because I’m running around with my t**ties out?’ she asked, before adding: ‘I’m not sure how t**ties are worse than guns.’(via)
Tits don’t kill people. In fact, they don’t really do anything except for sit there. In reality they’re really not all that interesting.
Regardless, people are prudes and can’t handle the slightest bit of nudity, so I can see how Miley’s slightly “edgier” look can turn some people off. On the other hand, Taylor’s got her “little miss perfect princess” act down pat so I can see how most overlook the fact that her career is literally almost completely based around shitting on ex-boyfriends who broke up with her. She’s basically the saltiest chick on the radio right now and no one can get past the vapid pop lyrics with an upbeat background to realize it. Team Miley 4 lyfe.
[H/T Metro]