Miley Cyrus Wore Nipple Pasties, Went Undercover On ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’

Miley Cyrus is just so SHOCKING!!

Miley Cyrus appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live Wednesday, I guess to promote the fact that she’s hosting the MTV VMAs, but really the whole appearance was focused on the fact that she was wearing nipple pasties and is naked all the time.

When asked by Jimmy what her dad Billy Ray Cyrus thinks of all her nudity, Miley responded, “My dad’s cool. He’d probably maybe rather I didn’t have my tits out the whole time, but he’d rather me have my tits out and be a good person than have my shirt on and be a bitch. I see a lot of people with their clothes on and they’re kind of assholes. And I don’t know if it’s the clothes that turn them into assholes. When you’ve got your tits out people are already kind of judging you. I feel better this way.”

She also talked about how her outfit once made none other than Paul McCartney uncomfortable at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Which was nice. Oh, she also grabbed her boobs and shook them, because Miley = role model.

Not one to be left out, Alexandra Wentworth, who you might remember from, uh, that one Seinfeld episode, also joined in on the nipple pastie parade, much to Jimmy’s surprise.

Kimmel also had Miley don a wig and a do a bad Australian accent for one of his “I Witness News” segments to see what people thought of her hosting this year’s MTV VMAs.

Wonder what she thought of the guy who answered, “I think she’s starving for attention, she’s missing something somewhere. The whole fabric of America’s falling apart and she’s not doing anything to help.”

Probably nothing, knowing her.