I’m not supposed to know who Misty Copeland because I’m a guy who has never watched a ballet.
Now I wish I knew who she was a littler sooner because GOOD LORD. Look at those legs. Alright, don’t look at her legs the entire time, because for a couple seconds in this new Under Armor spot her legs look like registered weapons.
Look at her legs at rest. I’d like them to rest on my…