Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list is all of that and more.
Strap in. It could get bumpy. These are the most entertaining celebrity tweets this week.
You beat cancer by how u live why u live and by the manner in which u live- Stuart Scott #inspiringfight
— Jennifer Capriati (@JenCapriati) January 5, 2015
RIP Stu.
My wife convinced me to watch Gone Girl. Sleeping in guest bedroom. Locking the door.
— Stephen Amell (@StephenAmell) January 5, 2015
Good plan.
Do we really need the penny?
— Larry King (@kingsthings) January 5, 2015
No. Next?
https://twitter.com/zachbraff/status/551984139662929920
They did have a good run though.
I think I will stalk my kids at school & peep in through the window to see how they behave on their first day back…
— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) January 5, 2015
Someone needed to film this.
Was mad as hell watching Christie hug the sports money boss but I cheered up when I saw the video of them #docking.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) January 5, 2015
Welcome to JerryWorld.
whens the last day acceptable day to say “happy new year” to ppl?
— Ryan Seacrest (@RyanSeacrest) January 5, 2015
January 2nd.
https://twitter.com/rejectedjokes/status/552148427132243970
Correct.
Fairly certain if selfie sticks had been invented 239 years ago, we'd currently be under British rule.
— Richard Deitsch (@richarddeitsch) January 5, 2015
Also correct.
Just bought a bunch of farts on eBay.
— Nick Swardson (@NickSwardson) January 5, 2015
That must have been second on his wish list.
Interesting Fact: The only way to get an airline to start the boarding of my plane is for me to unpack my laptop and try to work.
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) January 5, 2015
That’s just standard operating procedure for airlines.
Can someone update me on NFL playoffs? Did the Bears win?
— Craig Robinson (@MrCraigRobinson) January 5, 2015
Uh no, not for some time now, Craig.
Better take down those Christmas lights because the baby Jesus hates a suck up
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) January 6, 2015
You heard him, people.
Going to Clippers games is like double-dating with a couple that hates each other.
— Bill Simmons (@BillSimmons) January 6, 2015
Entertaining moments mixed with scenes from a car crash.
https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/552464475325202434
But then how would you know about all the useless things your friends share?
The way to show you're a man of the people is to desperately attempt to hug somebody wealthy in a luxury bandwagon. @GovChristie
— Andy Kindler (@AndyKindler) January 6, 2015
Nailed it.
Being born n raised in STL, I don't think a city should lose an NFL team twice. Someone throw a yellow flag for bullshit. Once is bad enuf.
— Kathleen Madigan (@kathleenmadigan) January 6, 2015
The Rams in Los Angeles? Sounds familiar.
Nothing ruins a sexy mood quicker than the sound of Chris Colinsworth.
— Jordan Peele (@JordanPeele) January 6, 2015
How these two are connected, I do not want to know.
.@BestBuy customer service is designed to help not frustrate buyers…correct? asking for a friend
— Doug Gottlieb (@GottliebShow) January 6, 2015
Depends on the day.
A guy just jogged passed me loudly singing TLC 'I don't want no scrubs'. Does anyone have a baseball bat I can borrow? I'll handle this.
— Nick Swardson (@NickSwardson) January 6, 2015
Do us proud, Nick.
I wonder if folks who go to Coachella know they can pop a Molly and wear clothes from Urban Outfitters anytime, don't even need a wristband.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) January 6, 2015
They don’t.
After a snowstorm wreaking havoc report on the news they always show the opposing view: kids sledding and laughing.
— Andy Kindler (@AndyKindler) January 7, 2015
Must be an “equal time” thing.
POLL RESULTS (311 VOTES): If your team has a top pick in the draft, do you want Jameis? 77% NO, 23% YES.
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) January 7, 2015
Jameis haters still in full effect.
https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/552884381270831104
And that’s why we love her.
https://twitter.com/daxshepard1/status/552912508307001344
I think science will bear that out.
Kind of cool seeing all the different weather apps people have on their phones today
— Michele Steele (@MicheleSteele) January 8, 2015
“Hey, did you know it’s really cold outside?”
https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/553222448121118721
Ambien: God’s little mind-eraser.
https://twitter.com/michaelianblack/status/553241894751186944
Sometimes life just bites you in the ass.
NFL quarterbacks usually look a little like their mascot.
— Jordan Peele (@JordanPeele) January 8, 2015
Joe Flacco kind of does look like a raven.
I'm that rare combination of not being a morning person while also not being a night person.
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) January 9, 2015
I don’t think it’s that rare.
JUSTIN BIEBER WIN PEOPLE CHOICE FOR DEAD DOG SHIT RAISIN BALLS #PeoplesChoiceAwards
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) January 8, 2015
Have a great weekend, everybody!