Mr. Skin Has Revealed The Winners Of His 16th Annual Anatomy Awards And It’s Quite An Impressive List

Who cares about the Academy Awards when we’ve got Mr. Skin’s Anatomy Awards, right?

I mean, screw Birdman when we’ve got scenes like this to honor?

For the 16th year in a row Mr. Skin skips right over the boring categories like best acting and best directing and gets right to the good stuff. With categories like Breast Picture, Best Butt, and Nudecomer of the Year he takes us on a cinematic journey that Oscar-nominated films can only dream of achieving.

Hell, Oscar winner Julianne Moore herself was also a winner in the Anatomy Awards, grabbing a Lifetime Skinchievement Award based on being naked in nine films. What a year for her!

Here are the rest of the lucky award recipients. Get ready to start adding some movies and TV shows to your watch list.

Breast Picture: Nymphomaniac

Best TV Show: Masters of Sex

Best Breasts: Alexandra Daddario in True Detective

Best Butt: Keri Russell in The Americans

Best Full Frontal: Scarlett Johansson in Under the Skin

Best Lesbian Scene: Sara Malakul Lane and Erin O’Brien in Jailbait

Nudecomer of the Year: Gaia Weiss in Vikings

Celebrity Nude Debut: Scarlett Johannson in Under the Skin

Lifetime Skinchievement Award: Julianne Moore

Best Upskirt: Megan Swanson (Miss Nebraska) in Miss America Pageant

Best Butthole Blur Fail: Jessie Nizewitz in Dating Naked

Best Over 50 Nude Scene: Sharon Stone in Fading Gigolo

Hottest Masturbation Scene: Lili Simmons in Banshee

Best Pressed Mams: Monika Dorota in The Mighty Angel

Best Sideburger: Nicole Fox in Redlands

Best Nip-Drip: Hege Serine Golf in Lilyhammer

Stretchiest Nipples: Charlotte Gainsbourg in Nymphomaniac Vol. II

Best Bush While Sucking Toe: Sylvia Hoeks in The Best Offer

Monster Muff: Gaby Hoffman in Girls

Best Upside Down Cake: Caroline White in 24 Exposures

Best Right Boob Only: Betsy Brandt in Masters of Sex

Best Left Boob Only: Nishi Munshi in Californication

Best Lip-Slip: Pamela Adlon in Californication

Best Pierced Nip: Kamille Leai in Survivor’s Remorse

Best Triple Nipple (Tie): Angela Bassett in American Horror Story, Caroline Traywick in Premature

Best Ass-Backwards: Paz de la Huerta in Nurse 3D

Best Skinny Dipping: Carla Quevedo in Affluenza

Best Voyeur Scene: Melanie Ratcliff in Are You Here

Best Skinterracial Threesome: Charlotte Gainsbourg in Nymphomaniac

Best Nude With a Robotic Arm: Victoria Ell-Beth in The Anomaly

Best Peach Butt Fuzz: Dawn Olivieri in Missionary

Best Thong: Kristen Stewart in Clouds of Sils Maria

Best Coin Slot: Tara Holt in Californication

Best Nude While Smoking: Alexis Knapp in The Anomaly

Best BBW: Odette Despairr in Babysitter Massacre

Best Boob Squeeze: Beau Garret and Lisa Edelstein in Girlfriends’ Guide to Divorce

Best Nude Playing a Sax: Tessa Cash in Never Tear Us Apart: The Untold Story of INXS

Best Sex with The Invisible Man Scene: Eva Green in Penny Dreadful

[Protip: All of these scenes can be viewed over on Mr. Skin’s site. Just sayin’.]