T.J. Miller Gives Amazing Lesson On Negging And How It Will Get You Laid

Urban Dictionary definition of negging…

“Low-grade insults meant to undermine the self-confidence of a woman so she might be more vulnerable to your advances. This is something no decent guy would do. They say that the assholes get the girls, but I can spot negging a mile away and I reject these fuckers straight off.”

…and for the first time ever I’m saying the Urban Dictionary is WRONG. Alright, the definition is correct but negging doesn’t have to involve “low grade” insults and it’s go zero to do with self confidence. Negging, when used playfully, is a way of teasing the opposite sex. It’s a way to stand out and flip the script on people who probably get hit on all day, every day. Notice I said PLAYFUL. As long as you’re not a dick, it will work.

T.J. Miller has negging down to a science. The Silicon Valley star visited Conan last night to explain the art of negging and how it got him laid, married and gets people to like him. Watch him neg Conan into loving him with a few clever barbs and quips.

Eh, maybe that “hair fucking your ear” was a bit much.

[via Splitsider]

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