Patton Oswalt’s Opening Monologue For the Spirit Awards Will Be Better Than Anything Ellen DeGeneres Does Tonight

Patton Oswalt hosted the Film Independent Spirit Awards, the precursor to the Oscars last night. And his opening bit, covering his balls, the George Clooney’s love of strippers and Mia Farrow is fantastic

Patton gets to be offensive in a way not allowed by the Academy, and it is our reward.