17 Lessons ‘Pee Wee’s Big Adventure’ Taught Kids About Starting The Day

Pee Wee Herman taught kid’s many valuable lessons. The most important lesson was how to start the day.

Here’s how to start your day the Pee Wee way.

Wake up with a smile

Don’t let the alarm screw with you

Get the blood flowing with some bed jumping

Put on comfy footwear

Do some light exercises

Take a moment to play with your toys

Have an outfit planned

Feed the pets first or they’ll bug you all morning

 Get breakfast started

Remember proper hygiene

Put on your best face

Play with your food

Butter your food

 Pity your food

The first person you meet is looking to ruin your day

Don’t let him

Have an awesome day!

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Chris Illuminati is a 5-time published author and recovering a**hole who writes about running, parenting, and professional wrestling.