You know what, this is probably exactly how it played out prior to Pizza Rat dragging that slice down into the New York subway before getting worked up and taking off when the paparazzi got too close for comfort. He knew he was about to be internet famous. Doesn’t do appearances for free and all that.
And now what? Now Conan’s talking about him. Boom. Dude’s an celebrity sensation. I’m trying to grab a slice with him ASAP.