Raekwon & Ghostface Will Review Your Mixtape If You Contribute $200 To Their Documentary And You Can Find Us In The Studio

Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity, to seize everything you ever wanted, one moment. Would you capture it? Or just let it slip? Yo.

Just a little diddy I’ve been working on to send over to Wu-Tang’s Raekwon and Ghostface after I drain the $208 I have in my bank account to contribute to their documentary. Fuck it, big risk, big reward. That’s also me pictured above sitting on a mound of tires dreaming of blowin up. Me being me.

Because Raekwon just announced to crowd fund a film about his debut solo album Only Built 4 Cuban Linx, which debuted 20 years ago this August. The film will be titled The Purple Tape Files: The Documentary and Film and we can totally be a part of it.

The gifts for contributing to the making of the film range from a 20th Anniversary Purple Tape sticker for a $5 donation to A PERSONAL MIXTAPE REVIEW BY RAEKWON AND GHOSTFACE for $200. Also, if you contribute $10,000, you get a Crowdfunding producer credit on the film. But, that’s too far fetched for me, considering I bought dinner last night with laundry quarters.

The film will co-star Ghostface and a few Brobible rappers who just do this writing thing in between studio time. Ok, well our presence in the film isn’t official quite yet but once Raekwon and Ghostface get a listen of our mixtape entitled “Entitled White Boy Complaining About Wi-Fi”, it’s going to change the fucking game. You heard it here first.

Let my future business partners confirm the news:

Via Stereogum

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.