Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity, to seize everything you ever wanted, one moment. Would you capture it? Or just let it slip? Yo.
Just a little diddy I’ve been working on to send over to Wu-Tang’s Raekwon and Ghostface after I drain the $208 I have in my bank account to contribute to their documentary. Fuck it, big risk, big reward. That’s also me pictured above sitting on a mound of tires dreaming of blowin up. Me being me.
Because Raekwon just announced to crowd fund a film about his debut solo album Only Built 4 Cuban Linx, which debuted 20 years ago this August. The film will be titled The Purple Tape Files: The Documentary and Film and we can totally be a part of it.
The gifts for contributing to the making of the film range from a 20th Anniversary Purple Tape sticker for a $5 donation to A PERSONAL MIXTAPE REVIEW BY RAEKWON AND GHOSTFACE for $200. Also, if you contribute $10,000, you get a Crowdfunding producer credit on the film. But, that’s too far fetched for me, considering I bought dinner last night with laundry quarters.
The film will co-star Ghostface and a few Brobible rappers who just do this writing thing in between studio time. Ok, well our presence in the film isn’t official quite yet but once Raekwon and Ghostface get a listen of our mixtape entitled “Entitled White Boy Complaining About Wi-Fi”, it’s going to change the fucking game. You heard it here first.
Let my future business partners confirm the news: