Ever have trouble getting into a nightclub? Ever deal with that rejection by pummeling a bouncer and escaping in a speed boat?
If the answer to that last question is no, then you’re apparently not living the Rich Homie Quan lifestyle.
RHQ and his crew were trying to get into LIV at the Fontainebleau, according to the Miami Beach police report. When they got to the VIP entrance a security guard broke the news … the club was full and they’d have to wait in the regular line with all the plebeians.
The security guard told cops RHQ launched into a do-you-know-who-I-am tirade screaming, “I’m Rich Homie Quan and I’m a rich millionaire, bitch. I’m coming through these doors. I’m with Flo Rida!”
The hired muscle held his ground and says RHQ then socked him twice in the face, breaking his nose and bloodying his lip. He claims a member of the rapper’s crew then hit him in the back of the head for bad measure.
The security guard claims RHQ and his entourage crossed the street and boarded a speedboat and roared off.
Look, obviously you shouldn’t go around assaulting individuals who are, in all probability, much larger than yourself. But fleeing the scene of the crime by water is pretty badass. That’s some James Bond-Bad Boys stuff right there.
The rush has to make even the most even-keeled of dudes feel some type of way.*
*Like a wanted man, I’d imagine.
Coach Mark Dantonio is going to pull his scholarship if all this is true.
[H/T: TMZ]