Rihanna Unfollows J-Lo On Instagram After She Posts Cuddly Photo With Drake And The Internet Has Jokes

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This morning, Rihanna woke up following 1,230 humans on Instagram. By noon, she dropped to 1,229. The one follower difference is none other than 47-year-old pop icon Jennifer Lopez aka Jenny from the Block aka J-Lo aka Two Decades Of Spank Bank Material. The timing of the unfollow–which in 2016 means taking a shit on someone’s carpet–is no coincidence. Rumors of Rihanna’s on again, off again ex-beau Drake and J-Lo dating have all but been confirmed after the two posted a cuddly-wuddly photo together to each of their Instagram accounts.

Things between the two weren’t always as dire as the daunting unfollow. Just eight months ago, Rihanna gifted J-Lo with these high heels that I’m guessing cost more than my parents’ house.

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The rumors that Drake, 30, and J-Lo, 47, are an item began circulating after Drake rented out a restaurant for J.Lo and some friends for a private celebration. J.Lo then reportedly turned down a $1 million New Year’s Eve gig in Miami to spend time with Drake. So for those scoring at home, Drake’s meat popsicle is worth equal or more than one million bucks.

Before we get to the fire Twitter reactions on the matter, let’s put our hands together for Drizzy’s recent conquests.

Here is what Twitter had to say about the matter.

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