Robert De Niro has been nominated for five Academy Awards and won two Oscars over his prestigious acting career. But he’s not sniffing any awards for his role as a horny senior citizen looking to get laid in his new movie Dirty Grandpa. And while he won’t win any awards, he does come through with playing a role that he’s never played before and that shows his allegiance to bettering his craft. Plus he talks about horse cock.
Zac Efron plays Jason Kelly, a straight-laced lawyer who is about to get married to Meredith Goldstein, played by the lovely Julianne Hough. But when Jason’s grandmother dies he has to check on his grandpa, Robert De Niro, who is in a nursing home. De Niro’s character is Dick Kelly, a former Army general who just wants to “fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!” So Dick tricks his grandson into driving him to spring break in Daytona instead of the senior citizen haven of Boca Raton, Florida.
During their road trip in Efron’s “giant labia” there are plenty of hijinx and they meet up with a very horny Aubrey Plaza who isn’t shy to express her sexual desires or suck on Werther’s Original caramel candies all day long.
It turns out that Dick isn’t too proud of his grandson’s career and would “rather let Queen Latifah shit in my mouth from a fucking hot air balloon.” Tell us how you really feel Dick.
When Efron’s character says he can’t drink alcohol because he developed a gag reflex, De Niro calls him out by saying, “You’re chugging a beer, not taking down a horse cock.”
You can see the first trailer which has no mention of horse cock here.
The cast includes Zoey Deutch, Jason Mantzoukas, Danny Glover, Adam Pally and Dermot Mulroney, and is directed by director Dan Mazer (Borat). Dirty Grandpa on January 22.