I feel like I’m chilling in my old neighborhood friend Andy’s parents’ basement with a bag of Hot Fries and a Surge watching MTV’s TRL before we hop on AIM Instant Messenger and ask Stephanie Carter “what’s up?” to which she’ll respond “nmu” and I’ll realize she wants nothing to do with us. At that point, we’ll sneak upstairs and open Andy’s dad’s sock drawer to find his collection of Penthouse magazines that we’ll look at until I need to go home for dinner. I’ll throw my walkman on to a spinning disc of Blink-182’s Enema of State and will sport a hard-on the entire walk home because a.) Andy’s dad has a killer collection of mags and b.) this chick.
Ahhh modern technology. You take me back.
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