The ‘South Park’ Canadian Alphabet Might Be A Joke But It’s Still Pretty Spot On, And I Can’t Stop Laughing

It’s been like four days since South Park sent Mr. Garrison to Canada to bring down that wall, fuck all Canadians, and make America great again. Before his epic journey to the Great White North Mr. Garrison was forced to undergo some immersive Canadian language training and that’s were we all learned the Canadian Alphabet. The Canadian Alphabet’s pretty similar to the standard English alphabet, or the ‘American Alphabet’ as Mr. Garrison, Donald Trump, and myself would have it called. And I put ‘pretty similar‘ in italics there because there are some hilarious nuances.

The differences are the following:

‘Guy’

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‘Buddy’

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‘Why’

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Fart Noises

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And now you know your Canadian ABC’s.