David Hasselhoff’s ‘True Survivor’ + New ‘Star Wars’ Trailer = Your Party Boner Reawakens
If you can watch this mashup of David Hasselhoff’s new song ‘True Survivor’ and the ‘Star Wars: The Force Reawakens’ teaser without popping an unintentional party chub, then you’re a much stronger bro than I am. In the past two weeks so many trailers have hit the web it’s hard to keep track, but two of those trailers obviously stand a cut above the rest: the new ‘Jurassic World’ trailer and the ‘Star Wars: The Force Reawakens’ teaser. Mixed in with those incredible trailers was The Hoff dropping 2015’s Party Anthem ‘True Survivor‘ on us in a brilliant homage to the 80’s unlike anything we’ve seen in years.
It only took a few days before someone got together and combined the two: fusing the raw sexual power of David Hasselhoff‘s singing with the nerdgasm inducing footage from the new ‘Star Wars‘ teaser. If you haven’t watched the video yet, just be forewarned: you might have to change your underwear after bearing witness to the awesome power of David Hasselhoff + The Force Reawakens….
I hope that whoever mashed up these two pieces of brilliance is getting a raise, is winning awards, and is drowning in naked fans, because they deserve all of that and more.