‘Star Wars’ Released One More New Second Of Footage And Wants You To Jizz Or Something

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ZOMG GUYS IT’S JOHN BOYEGA! WITH A LIGHTS SABER! ZOMG. A whole fucking second of it. Enjoy your fucking second of new Star Wars: The Force Awakens footage.

This is now the second time in two weeks JJ Abrams has released an entire new fucking second of this movie. Go fuck yourself and stop doing this.

Or! Or, why even bother premiering the movie? Just keep doing this for 20 more years and be done with it. One second a week until 2035.

Enjoy your second.