Forget The iPhone 6, We Should All Be Buying Stephen Colbert’s Apple WristPad

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Good morning, sheeple. I bet you woke up today with a parched mouth after a night full of iPhone 6-inspired fever dreams. After all, there is a product out there in the marketplace that you do not yet own. That knowledge alone is enough to make most people’s skin crawl.

But fear not. Stephen Colbert has just the item to get you through this incredibly tough time and into 2015, when the Apple Watch, suddenly a thing people need, will be available.

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Oh man. That is both fashionable and useful.

I expect to see these flooding the streets of SoHo by lunchtime due to widespread FOMO.

[H/T: Colbert Report]

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