The Entire ‘Taken’ Trilogy Cut Down Into 90 Seconds Is One Giant Highlight Reel Of Liam Neeson Killing People

This video serves as a reminder that:

  1. “Wow, Liam Neeson kicks ass!”
  2. “Wow, those second two Taken movies look awful.”

Indeed, Liam Neeson does kick ass and the second two Taken movies look awful. Judging from this video it appears that I made the right decision in neglecting to watch either of them. Forreal, how many times can you get Taken before you quit life and anonymously move to Thailand? This is just shitty parenting and attention-whoring by Liam Neeson’s character, honestly. “Oh hey look at me, I’m so good at killing people and finding things that I’m going to let my family get kidnapped over and over again just so I can show off my sick skillz bruh.” No wonder he’s divorced in this movie – fam is just tryna hide so they lower their chances of getting stabbed on a daily basis.

[H/T Uproxx]