Taylor Swift Gives Play-By-Play Account Of Former DJ Grabbing Her Bare Ass In Court Documents

Last year, former radio DJ David Mueller and alleged creep filed a lawsuit against Taylor Swift, accusing them of getting him fired from his job of 20 years following an interaction at a meet-and-greet backstage at a 2013 Colorado concert.

In response, Swift filed a countersuit alleging Mueller of sexual assault.

Recent court documents reveal Swift’s play-by-play account of the alleged groping three years ago as she was posing for a photo with Mueller and his female friend.

Via TMZ,

“As soon as he grabbed my ass, I became shocked and withdrawn and was barely able to say, ‘Thanks for coming,’ which is what I say to everybody.”

Swift claims that she was so shocked at what just happened, “It was like somebody switched the lights off in my personality.”

She also clarified that Mueller grabbed bare cheek:

“He reached up under my skirt and grabbed my ass right when I was having to pose for a photo, and it felt intentional that would be the time he would choose to do it.”

Be thirstier bro. You can’t.

[h/t  TMZ]

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