‘The Onion’ Just Gave ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Its First Good Review
Today is the day that ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ hits theaters nationwide, and if you can’t already hear that crescendo of humming building it’s the sound of a billion vibrators nationwide getting turned on for the first time.
Peter K. Rosenthal of ‘The Onion’ took to the theater to review ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ and in typical Onion fashion, gave the movie its first good review. Needing to break away from the pack of elite cinema critics shunning Fifty Shades as a grotesquely violent film, ‘The Onion’ praises Fifty Shades for its candor when it comes to BDSM. Yes, for the first time in history a film has taken an honest approach to sex in America, and for that it’s being revered: