You’d be hard-pressed to find someone more excited for Furious 7 than the person writing this blog post. I mean, no joke, I have been erect ever since Jason Statham appeared at the end of Fast & Furious 6. It’s been a long boner. It’s been a hard boner. But in a month it will pay off. I’m sure.
Especially if this teaser The Rock just dropped is any indication. I thought nothing could ever top the slugfest Dwayne Johnson and Vin Diesel had in Five. (One of the best fight sequences of all-time in my opinion.)
Excuse me while I jizz myself over this video.
God, when Toretto slams the wrench down letting Hobbs live while all those guns are pointed at him. UNNHHN.
But it’s now been confirmed that The Rock fights Jason Statham in 7. And he drops a ROCK BOTTOM.
Just watch this. You’ll be hard, too.