Price and Prejudice is probably your girlfriends favorite book, so you better know it. Sparky Sweets’s Thug Notes” will help you understand what she means when she complains you’re not more like Mr. Darcy. If you’re really in a bind you can rent the 2005 film Pride & Prejudice and stare at Keira Knightly for a few hours, but you’re better off memorizing Thug Notes. Even she couldn’t make the movie enjoyable. And god help you if you’re forced to watch Bridget Jones’ Diary.