Instagram/ Tom Brady
Tom Brady’s finally enjoying the offseason now that his missing Super Bowl jersey has been recovered. Yesterday, Tom shared a clip on Instagram of a crazy man eating glass in his kitchen. That crazy man just so happens to be professional magician David Blaine, and he allowed Tom Brady to feed him the glass from a spoon as proof there was no tomfoolery going on.
In the right corner of the video, there’s this dude named Luciano Huck, who is apparently the Brazilian equivalent of Ryan Seacrest, or some shit like that. I’m guessing he’s friends with Tom’s wife Gisele. Whatever the connection, this man cannot stand to see Tom Brady feeding David Blaine crushed glass to eat:
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If I was decent at Photoshop I’d add some blood trickling out of David Blaine’s mouth here because YOU KNOW he fucked up his teeth and gums by eating actual glass.:
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Tom Brady certainly chooses weird friends to hang out with in the offseason. I’m guessing this was some sort of promo for the massive tour that David Blaine’s got scheduled for this Summer. Tickets to his nationwide tour went on sale a few days ago, and you can still purchase tickets to most of his shows on his website.